Down with Blogging

So why am I blogging? It seems everyone has their own way of expressing themselves... However, it seems that blogs are just what people do to complain about their lame anti climatic life and make people feel sorry for them. Why is that a thing? It shouldn't be. Blogging is hard, but mostly just annoying...

Like if you have an idea, you can't just write it down... You have to blog about it? Come on Nelson, you're running a circus over here, oh my gawwwsh! I'm too damn lazy for this...

Here are some inspiring lyrics for you...
"2 Chainz but I got me a few on."
You're welcome.

Blogs aren't anything special. What can a blog do that paper can't? Tangibility never gave up its ghost. Yet, here I am. Bloggin' n' shit. Like there's so much more we can be doing rather than blogging...
•Going for a walk
•Kissing a boy/girl
•Long division
•Looking for Carmen San Diego
(Did they ever find her? Where in the world is that tricky little bitch?)
•Making soup for homeless people
•Playing with Dale's Hulk Hands
(Step Brothers reference, FYI).
•Helping a Grandma across the street
•Finding new ways to roll your tongue
•Listening to your mom's phone conversations
Actually I'd rather scrape a fork over my molar's than hear her gossiping
So many different things I can be doing, yet here I am... Blogging. Ironic, isn't it?

How do I end a blog post?...

I say these things in the name of Jesus Christ, amen.