Intro

Who is Posh Spice?

Obviously one of the Spice Girls... No just kidding, duh.

  I am sitting here trying to come up with a way to introduce myself so that you'll look at some piece of shit blog and think to yourself "Hey, this person speaks to me." Maybe you will, maybe you wont. What I'm trying to say is blogging is shit... However it is my grade, thus the reason I'm here.

 
  Since I'm so terrible at describing myself, and first impressions... Here is my first impression of my trying to describe myself... 

 I'm not like the other kids. I don't have many friends. I don't do anything on the weekends, I'm as clear as scotch... Tape. I'm so socially awkward that I literally ran away from a cute boy that asked me to sit with him at a wedding. Surprise! It's a girl! If the name didn't say it, That story just did. I don't get asked to dances, or even asked on dates. I'm not popular, nor do I think anyone really likes me. I genuinely don't care. I think in my own terrible way, I push people out. Oh you don't want to be in my life? I'll be the one to tell you to leave. I'm lonely. That's the way I like it. I'd rather drive in my car all day by myself listening to music than be with fake people. Don't confuse being lonely with feeling alone. I am alone, but I don't feel that way.
  Now I just have to add, if you wear socks over your rolled up jeans with tennis sneakers, I hate you. Also, if you say "That's so gay!" Referring to something you don't want to do, I also hate you. Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know a car had a sexual preference! (As you can tell, I love to rant. I'm also a procrastinator... I'm just now making this intro a month after it was due. 
   So now that you've looked at this stupid intro, and I've done a terrible job trying to impress you, enjoy.